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My new collection of old stories, Good-bye, Robinson Crusoe, is now available for sale from Subterranean Press. It contains almost all my stories that have not been available in a book for many years, those that we didn’t have room to include in The John Varley Reader. Each story has a brief introduction by me.

It is a limited and numbered edition, so if you are interested you should act now, because when they’re gone, they are gone. The book is a bit pricey at $45, but that is the nature of quality, boutique books like this. You can get it at Amazon.com for $30. There is no Kindle edition at this time. Get your copy now, and I hope you enjoy this trip down memory lane.

From Locus: “Here the Nifty Skiffy technologies—nullfield vacuum suits, symbiotes, sex-changes, and the colonization of insanely hostile environments—compete for our attention with equally revolutionary and transformative changes in social, psychological, and moral realms… The shelf life of much SF can be surprisingly short, but the freshness and vividness of these stories after nearly four decades suggests that Varley’s work belongs in the permanent canon.” ~Russell Letson

 

Slow Apocalypse is NOT like anything I've written before. I am so pleased to see my old friend George RR Martin raking in the dough; this is my attempt to reach a larger audience, like he has, beyond all you lovely people. It is my hope that my long-time readers will enjoy it, too.

The paperback edition comes out June 25th

“It is very strange walking streets and highways that I’ve actually been down ... through an author’s eyes ... before and after a cataclysm. A Southern California without water and power. You have food. Your neighbors don’t. Humanity at its worst, and at its best. Imagine. Varley puts the reader there, and through the wringer. Awesome, and terrifying.” Patrick’s Picks at Mysterious Galaxy

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4/21/13 - This website was started, oh, many years ago now, by our friend Geordie Young. Later it was redesigned by Lee Emmett, who for all these years has been updating it every day with jokes, quotes, movie reviews, and various other stuff if and when I wrote it. We needed change, a new look!

That's when our LA friends Jonathan Mersel and Marion Peters offered to fund a redo, and we enlisted the help of web designer and old friend Paul Novitski of Juniper Webcraft to give us a look that brings us into the 21st century.

Soon we will be putting a final stake through the heart of this ancient beast (in Internet terms, five years is prehistoric) and bringing out the spanking new baby, which we all hope you will like. There will be no more postings until the new site is up and running, and we don’t have a firm date on that. So if you want to see it, keep coming back for a while. Or you can get on the Varley Mailing List and we’ll let you know.

Latest Movie Reviews: Stanley Kubrick Films * Top of the Lake * Frankenstein * Carrie (2002) * Hitchcock * A Little Romance

 

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1/7/13

We were sorry to hear that Huell Howser died yesterday. During our years in California, he was a constant companion on videotapes we checked out of the library or on PBS. We loved his genuine enthusiasm for the smallest and most obscure subject, and we learned more about California from him than we could have learned anywhere else. He's not to everyone's taste ... but we loved watching his folksy stories.

Huell Howser: Lord of the Flies

1/4/13

I was raised not to toot my own horn, but everybody else does, so why shouldn't I?

There was a recent LOCUS poll of the best short fiction of the 20th and 21st centuries. In the 20th list, take a look at the #5 and #17 novellas, and the #25 short story. I'm pretty proud of this. All-Time Short Fiction Results, 2012

12/29/12

Here’s a list of my books that are available on Kindle and the Nook, and those that are not:

The Ophiuchi Hotline: YES

Titan: YES

Wizard: YES

Mammoth: YES

Red Lightning: YES

Rolling Thunder: YES

The John Varley Reader: YES

Slow Apocalypse: YES

The Persistence of Vision: NO

Demon: NO (Ain’t that smart? The last volume of a trilogy?)

Steel Beach: NO

The Golden Globe: NO … (but it is available in Spanish!)

Millennium: NO

Blue Champagne: NO

Red Thunder: NO, the FIRST volume of a tetrology, and tell me how THAT makes sense?

Dark Lightning: NO … well, I’m still writing that one.

 

Here's a very short but quite impressive video made by Jean-Paul Verne, a fly-through of Gaea from my trilogy. M. Verne wants to be involved if a movie ever gets made. Over the years many, many people have written to me wishing these books would be made into a movie. Naturally, I'd like that, too. Let's hope this is not as close as we'll ever get.

A short overview of Titan

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September 7, 1999. Today at 2:45 PM we took our beloved dog, Cirocco, to the vet, where she was given a lethal injection. She died in our arms and seemed to feel no pain. I wish it was the same for myself.

 

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October 31, 2012. Difficult decisions living with breast cancer. Terri da Silva is Spider Robinson's daughter. I don't pray, but there's nothing wrong with sending good vibes her way. This is a difficult time for the da Silva family. Terri's blog: Graceful Woman Warrior

September 7, 2012. John signed Slow Apocalypse at The Book Bin in Salem, Oregon, 450 Court Street, 7:00 P.M.

May 24, 2012: So much of what you see and hear these days is bullshit. Viral emails and videos are the worst new offenders, but the bovine poop is everywhere. That's why I treasure my very short list of websites to go to and people to read and see to find the real stuff. These include:

The Straight Dope. Cecil Adams (who no one seems to have ever actually SEEN) has been writing this column for almost 40 years, and you can count on him to answer the most difficult and/or (sometimes) stupid questions. He pulls no punches. If your question is stupid, he will tell you so. I have a special affection for him because he once mentioned my name in one of his columns: What is a merkin?

Mythbusters. These guys verify or lay to rest the stuff "everybody knows" to be true, and most of the time, ain't.

Snopes.com. Best source to see if that amazing email you just got, along with 100,000 other of your closest friends, is true.

Penn & Teller. Their Showtime TV show is called BULLSHIT. They take on broad topics, as trivial as designer water or as monumental as (gulp) religion. [Lee calls BULLSHIT on Penn. According to Wiki, Penn Jillette is "an adherent to Ayn Rand's Objectivist philosophy..."]

I'm now adding Cracked.com. What an odd story it is. CRACKED magazine was started in 1958 as a second-rate knock-off of MAD. It thrived for a while, then died an extremely slow death, finally folding in 2007. But then it was reincarnated as a website, and it's amazingly good! They specialize in short lists of things, some just for fun ... well, it's ALL just for fun, but some are more concerned with "facts" than others. It is very media-oriented, and the writing is very funny. Check it out. Here's a sample list, showing why almost everything you see in a modern action/thriller movie is bullshit: 6 Deadly Injuries You Think You'd Survive (Thanks to Movies)

If you have any other sources that specialize in getting to the truth behind the bullshit, I'd like to hear about them. Exception: political fact-checkers. I pretty much assume these days that it's ALL bullshit.

February 11, 2012: Cover update: We got so many responses to the recent cover posting that I was unable to answer them all personally, as I usually do. But I thought you'd like to know that about 80% of you liked the cover, and of the rest, only a very few actively disliked it. Most of you agreed with me that the "paint chips" looked more like dead leaves or peeling bark. I passed this information along to my long-time editor, Susan Allison. Three or four of you suggested that, since it was supposed to be paint peeling from a car door, that something be added to show that's what it was. Something like a door handle. Susan liked it, passed it on to the art director, and the new cover here is the result. Nothing is perfect--looking at the handle, I wonder where the bottom edge of the window is--but I like it better. So, for the first time in my 38-year career as a writer, I have actually had some input on a cover for one of my books, and you, the readers, are the reason why. Thanks to all of you who wrote.

February 2, 2012: This novel is my attempt to reach a larger audience, which I will never do with hard science fiction like my Gaea Trilogy or the Thunder and Lightning series. As such, the book begins with a more-or-less science fiction premise in a more-or-less present-day setting, and proceeds from there.

SLOW APOCALYPSE follows the story of a family in Los Angeles as they attempt to deal with an energy crisis of unprecedented proportions. What if, virtually overnight, all the crude oil in the world suddenly became unusable? Hint: It would mean a lot more than just having to walk to work in the morning ...

This is what my editor called a "comp of the art director's take on the dust jacket." It will be tinkered with, I'm sure, but this is the basic concept. The idea is that this is paint peeling from the rusting body of a car. I thought it looked more like dead leaves, but it's just a first draft. It will also be jazzed up with "matte with spot gloss and embossing," which sounds pretty cool to me. What do you think?

October 27, 2011: The results are in, and they are … inconclusive. About half of you liked SLOW APOCALYPSE as the title for my upcoming book, and half preferred ONE MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT. That’s those of you who had a preference. Some of you didn’t like either of them. A few thought either one was okay.

There were a few dozen suggestions for alternatives. Some of them were quite good, but none stood out as something I just HAD to use. That’s the way it goes with titles sometimes. Most of the time I KNOW what the title should be. There’s just no question in my mind. But every once in a while nothing really satisfies, and we go to press with something that I will never be happy with. That looks to be the case here.

I have a policy of answering all my email, except for those very infrequent rants from cranks and idiots. This time the volume of mail was such that I’d end up using most of the day writing emails, and I hope you would prefer me to spend that time continuing work on my next novel, DARK LIGHTNING, the fourth and final book in the THUNDER AND LIGHTNING series. So please forgive me, and accept this group mailing along with my thanks for your responses.

October 21, 2011: You Heard It Here First!!!!

Earlier this year I finished a novel that I titled ONE MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT. I withheld announcing that here on the website because my editor had some concerns and said she might need some re-writes. And there was also the matter of the title. She didn’t like it, and to be frank, I wasn’t wild about it, either. It was just the best of a dozen unsatisfactory titles I came up with.

Today I was informed that she wants to call it SLOW APOCALYPSE. This makes sense, as the reason I wrote it is that she wanted a post-apocalyptic novel, a non-SF story (though all post-apocalyptic novels, by their nature, have SF elements) that she could push harder than the typical SF novel gets pushed. That sounded like a good idea to me, so I wrote a story about the development of a bacterium that turns crude oil into a useless, gooey mass. It gets loose, and suddenly we are faced overnight with the situation we all know is coming sooner or later: The end of the world’s oil supplies. How would this affect the world? Pretty badly, and pretty quickly, I felt. So, though the disaster is slow compared to an earthquake or a tsunami, it’s rapid enough to disrupt and then damn near destroy our accustomed way of life in months, not years. I hope you, my readers will buy it and enjoy it.

Publication will be in October … of next year. It takes time to plan the sort of roll-out and ad campaign I hope to see for this book. So please be patient. When I have an exact date, I will let you know here. You can also come here for a first look at the cover, when I get a copy. We’ll let you know.

So, purely to satisfy my curiosity, what do you think of the two titles? Love them both, but one slightly more? Love one, hate the other? Hate them both? Any suggestions? I warn you that suggestions are unlikely to be considered unless they are SO good they might propel me to the top of the bestseller lists. But I’d still like to see them.

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March, 2013: Martha Marcy May Marlene * Howl's Moving Castle * Charade * A Cry in the Dark (Evil Angels) * Saps at Sea * The Hunger Games * A Chump at Oxford * The Beast With Five Fingers * Swiss Miss * Panic in Year Zero! * Harry and Tonto * Throw Momma from the Train * The Letter * Julia Misbehaves * Tower Heist * Dark City * Bellman and True * Fuzz * The Ox-Bow Incident * Backbeat * Good Neighbor Sam * Bernie * Safe House * Cleaner * Friends With Money * The Awful Truth * The Apartment * A Separation (Jodaeiye Nader az Simin) * Theodora Goes Wild * The Dictator * The Red Shoes * To Have and Have Not * Dark Passage * On the Riviera * School of Rock * Snow White and the Huntsman * Call Northside 777 * Salmon Fishing in the Yemen * Le Havre * Masked and Anonymous * Mirage * The Birdman of Alcatraz * Hysteria * Lord Love a Duck * Monty Python and the Holy Grail * The Bat * John Carter * The Last Angry Man * Powaqqatsi: Life in Transformation * Looper * Island of Love * The Murder Man * A Patch of Blue * Dante's Inferno  * Robinson Crusoe * Phil Ochs: There But For Fortune * The Bourne Legacy * The Ex-Mrs. Bradford * The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel * Defending Your Life * The Skin I Live In (La piel que habito) * The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (Das Testament des Dr. Mabuse) * Crisis * Sitting Pretty * Barney's Version * Village of the Damned * Witness to Murder * 20 Million Miles to Earth * Murder on the Orient Express * First Men in the Moon * The Big Lift * Monty Python's The Meaning of Life * The Avengers * Stranger on the Third Floor * Safety Not Guaranteed * 7 Faces of Dr. Lao * Species * Dinner at Eight * Virginia City * Ship of Fools * Alien * How to Get Ahead in Advertising * Prohibition * The Unsinkable Molly Brown * The Cabin in the Woods * Double Wedding * Take Shelter * Brave * The Dust Bowl * Heartbreakers * Ruby Sparks * Green for Danger * 2046 * The McKenzie Break * The Prisoner of Zenda * Carnage * Le pacte du silence (The Pact of Silence) * Eyes on the Prize * The Heat Is On: The Making of Miss Saigon * Five Came Back * Brute Force * Butter * Winter in Wartime (Oorlogswinter) * The Wagons Roll at Night * I’m Not Scared (Io non ho paura) * The Bed Sitting Room * The Secret World of Arrietty * Premium Rush * The Dam Busters * Haunted * Slam Dance * Angel Face * The Life of Emile Zola * Arbitrage * Madame Curie * Savages * Babes in Toyland (AKA: March of the Wooden Soldiers) * Bunny Lake Is Missing * Arabesque * My Afternoons With Margueritte (La tête en friche) * Beasts of the Southern Wild * The Beautiful Country * A Matter of Life and Death * Made For Each Other * I Could Go on Singing * It Came From Outer Space * Platinum Blonde * Trouble With the Curve * Carol For Another Christmas * Bob le flambeur * 5 Against the House * Blossoms in the Dust * The Whistleblower * They Drive by Night * Skidoo * Moonrise Kingdom * Cheyenne Autumn * The Pilgrim * The Boogie Man Will Get You * Walkabout * The League of Gentlemen * Bound * 2012 Tropfest New York * Malta Story * Chickens Come Home

February, 2013: Carrie (1976) * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Blazing Saddles * Albert Nobbs * Conflict * The Prince and the Showgirl * My Week With Marilyn * Young Adult * Winchester '73 * The Spiral Staircase * Chronicle * The Far Country * Still of the Night * Prometheus * The Killing (Season Two) * The Ides of March * The King of Marvin Gardens * The Seven Year Itch * The Adventures of Baron Munchausen * Red Tails * Naqoyqatsi: Life as War * Curse of the Demon * The Man With Two Brains * Thunder Birds (Soldiers of the Air) * All of Me

 

 

 

 

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