John and Leeís Guide to Disneyland
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We decided to make one more visit to Disneyland before our passes expired. It will probably be our last one until some of the changes are made at California Adventure.
I made a list of the things we hadnít seen or ridden on since we bought our passes. Iím not counting restaurants.
Things I canít ride on because of my knees, or being too big:
Davy Crockett Explorer Canoes (Seasonal; weíve never seen them in use. But I couldnít kneel in them, anyway.)
Ö so those donít count. The ones in red are rides Iíve been on in the past.
And because it goes too quickly in a circle and might make me sick:
Orange Stinger (Iím no fool. Motion sickness is not a part of a fun day at the park.)
So hereís whatís left that we havenít experienced this year:
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We had resolved to see the tree house early so Iíd be fresh for all those stairs. But since we only had a few things to do at California Adventure and they were all close to each other, we ambled over there first. Like last year, the giant As in CALIFORNIA have been replaced with giant candy corns, and Sunshine Plaza has been transformed into Candy Corn Acres, where candy corn is grown on corn stalks and grape vines, picked, and packaged. A giant candy corn is inhabited by Heimlich the Teutonic Caterpillar from A Bugís Life. Every few minutes he pops out of a hole he has chewed and rhapsodizes about how much he loves to eat candy. Mickey and Minnie were there, posing for pictures, and as usual some of the kids dug it, and some of the smaller ones were dubious about the whole proposition.
As we approached the large Disney Animation building, which houses four attractions, we encountered my kind of Disney character: It was Cruella de Vil, in all her evil loveliness! I watched for a while as she posed with visitors. Itís a delicate tightrope she walks, to stay in character and yet not frighten the children too much. She has a repertoire of dozens of sneers, and insults for all occasions. Sheíll deign to pose for a while, then tell the person sheís with to ďBeat it!Ē I just had to have my picture taken with her. I told her she was my favorite Disney animated character. She said ďIím my favorite Disney animated character, too. Now, get lost!Ē I was on Cloud Nine! Iíve just been insulted by the fabulous Cruella!
We went into the animation building. In the center is a large room with dozens of hi-def giant screens continuously showing scenes from all the animated features. Off this main room were the other things. The Animation Academy seems to be a hands-on thing where animators teach you how itís done. It wasnít in operation. But they were announcing it was time for ...
Turtle Talk With Crush. (D TICKET) This is quite amazing. Weíre seated in a small theater. Children are invited to sit up close, on the floor. Weíre facing a really huge hi-def TV screen showing an undersea scene. Our host tells us weíll soon be talking to Crush, the turtle from Finding Nemo. We can ask him questions, like how many children does he have. And sure enough, the surfer dude turtle comes swimming up and talks to us. He looks at the people asking him questions, and he describes them, so we know the guy operating this thing can see us. The lips sync with the words. I donít know how they do that, but itís part of a very fast real-time computer program. The operator is very funny, even though every third word out of his mouth is dude. He obviously has prepared answers for the most common questions, but heís good at ad libbing, too. One woman said she was from Utah, and he made a lot of jokes about that. And sure enough, one of the kids asks how many children he has, as she was primed to do. (Heís got about 70 or so, and can name them all and itís very funny.)
So when that was over (about 25 minutes) we went across the big room to Ö
Character Close-up. (C TICKET) Iíd give it an A TICKET, because thereís not much here but some paintings of characters on the walls and a big circular thing in the middle Ö but that thing is mind-blowing. They call it a zoetrope, which is something Iím familiar with and youíve probably seen one, too. The classical zoetrope is a cylinder with slits in it and pictures on the inside, each slightly different, as motion picture film is different in every frame. You spin it, look through the slits, and there is the illusion of motion, though itís short and repetitive.
It amazed people of the 19th century, until the invention of film movies.
But this zoetrope is three-dimensional. Itís a carousel, and there are several levels to it. On the carousel are models of characters from Toy Story, each slightly different, though you donít notice that at first. You stare at it, puzzled. And then it begins to spin. Soon itís a blur, and then a strobe light starts to flash. And suddenly the little characters are animated. Toy soldier paratroopers descend near the middle, the cowgirl twirls her rope as her horse rears up, the little three-eyed saucer people pop into existence and bounce off a teeterboard, then vanish. Thereís a dozen things going on. I stared at it for quite a while. It was so delightful!
There was some sort of show beginning in the Sorcererís Workshop, but I noticed it was almost time for the Ö
Toy Story Play Parade. I wonít give a ticket rating to this, as even when the park was using ticket books the parades were free to all. But if I was rating, it is definitely an E. We saw it in preview, as I described in an earlier post. Weíd stationed ourselves near the end, and that was a good place as the crowds were thin. Now here we were at the hub, Sunshine Plaza. I wondered if we could find a good spot.
We sure did, and Iíll pass it along as a tip. Go to the east side of Sunshine Plaza, where a path leads from the edge of the fountain to a pair of tall wooden gates. Thatís where the parade will emerge. Look off to your left and youíll see thatís where the crowds start to form Ö but there was hardly anyone there by the fountain! Lee was able to get unobstructed views of everything she wanted to shoot. Plus, as an added bonus, you will be able to see into the parade assembly area, where all the floats are scrunched up into a fairly small space, waiting to be cued in, just before they all start performing.
It was just as much fun as last time. And this time we get to see two minor glitches. One of the plastic soldiers from Toy Story must have arrived late, because he came running out after his float had already started, and had to hurry to catch up. Then there was another latecomer. Iíd already noticed that the first time we saw the parade there had been five chefs on stilts, and this time there were only four. Cutting back? No, another latecomer. About the time the Finding Nemo float was coming out, here comes the tardy chef. He has to walk right past usóand high above us!ócutting across the Plaza to the other side, where he re-joined his comrades. I always worry about those guys. If they tripped, say if a little kid ran out in front of them, itís a long fall Ö
Then Heimlich the caterpillar came out. Heís cleverly composed of a head and a tail section, and three separate segments. Sometimes they stay together, and sometimes they move apart and perform some close-order drill. Lee observed that it would have been funny if one of those middle guys had been late, and had to run to catch up.
So then across to Disneyland, where we just missed a performance by the Dapper Dans, an excellent Barbershop quartet. And on to Tarzanís Treehouse, which is actually the old Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse, renovated, strengthened, and re-themed to tell the story of Tarzan of the apes. Lots of stairs, lots of swinging bridges that, naturally, were set swaying by all the children stomping back and forth on them. Kids! Why do they let them in? They just smear cotton candy over everything, and get underfoot!
The Haunted Mansion has once more been transformed into The Nightmare Before Christmas, so we rode that. Always fun, one of those rides I never get tired of.
The plaza in Frontierland was now inhabited by some Mexican calacas (skeletons) for the Dia de los Muertos, which I discussed in a previous post.
It was getting dark as we approached Fantasyland. I had hoped to ride the Dumbo Flying Elephants, one of the rides on the to-do list, but the lines were long. We thought of going on the Storybook Land Canal Boats, but they were shut down for the night. When did they start doing that? This is one of the original attractions, and I recall riding it at night, when the little towns and castles looked much better than they do in the daylight. So then we took a shot at Peter Panís Flight, going in the exit as we disabled people are allowed to, and were told to wait Ö and then that the operator couldnít accommodate us. No other reason was given. We left, disconsolate, along with two people in wheelchairs.
The Parade of Dreams was about to begin and the crowds in the circle in front of Sleeping Beautyís Castle were dense. We slipped along Main Street behind the throngs, pausing only to watch as a large open-top vehicle went by carrying tonightís Honorary Grand Marshall, Carrie Poziewsz, and her family.Then it was off through Downtown Disney to the far end, where we once more dined at the Rainforest Cafť.
So we checked off a few more items from the list. Hereís whatís left that we didnít do this year, not counting attractions Iíve experienced before and the few that weíre too big to ride:
Davy Crockett Explorer Canoes
Francisís Ladybug Boogie
Dumbo the Flying Elephant
Hollywood Backlot Stage
Disney Princess Fantasy Faire
Not bad for two yearly passports, huh? We did everything but those bakerís dozen things (again, not counting coasters and things we canít fit into) (and Lee didnít ride the Maliboomer or the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror Ö but I did!), some of it more than once!And so Ö we bid a fond farewell to Disneyland, probably for a year or so. Hope youíve enjoyed these reports!
December 23, 2008
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