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Born This Day Robert Hunter (1941); Frances McDormand (1957) Left The Planet Jonas Salk (1995); Maureen O'Sullivan (1998); Harriet (2006) I’m Glad You’re Dead, You Rascal, You Werner Best (1989) |
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We are really going to miss
aka
Richard Stark, John B. Allan, Judson Jack Carmichael, Curt Clark,
Tucker Coe, Timothy J. Culver, J. Morgan Cunningham,
Samuel Holt, Sheldon Lord, Alan Marshall, Alan Marsh,
Edwin West July 12, 1933 - December 31, 2008 |
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A collection of portraits & quotes
Paintings by Robert Shetterly
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♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ Country Western Song Titles ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ |
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3/15/07 I’m Home Getting Hammered (While She’s Out Getting Nailed) Thanks to Jeff Spivack |
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3/14/07 You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me! |
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3/13/07 What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me |
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3/12/07 She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart |
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3/11/07 If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will |
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3/10/07 I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up |
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3/9/07 I Got Through Everything But The Door |
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3/8/07 Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone? |
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3/7/07 If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me |
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3/6/07 I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me |
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3/5/07 She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass |
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3/4/07 We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now |
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3/3/07 She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy |
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3/2/07 My Give-A-Damn Is Broken |
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3/1/07 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him |
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2/28/07 I'm Under The Table Over You |
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2/27/07 If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? |
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2/26/07 Her Only Bad Habit Is Me |
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2/25/07 Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same |
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2/24/07 I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart |
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2/23/07 I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here |
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2/22/07 When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye |
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2/21/07 If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD |
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2/20/07 If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart |
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2/19/07 Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, Cuz I'm a Little Boulder There |
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2/18/07 If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It |
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2/17/07 Is It Cold In Here, Or Is It Just You? |
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2/16/07 Messed Up In Mexico, Living On Refried Dreams |
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2/15/07 I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning) |
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2/14/07 I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me |
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2/13/07 It's Not the High Cost of Living, It's the Cost of Living High |
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2/12/07 If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You |
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2/11/07 I've Got Those Feed 'Em In The Morning, Change 'Em, Feed 'Em In the Evenin' Blues |
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2/10/07 Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load! |
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2/9/07 You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch |
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2/8/07 Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me |
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2/7/07 One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There) |
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2/6/07 They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore |
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2/5/07 I've Been Carrying a Torch for You so Long that it's Burned a Great Big Hole in my Heart |
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2/4/07 Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You |
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2/3/07 My Phone Ain't been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn't You |
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2/2/07 You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat) |
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2/1/07 If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It |
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1/31/07 If You're Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right |
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1/30/07 If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You |
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1/29/07 I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart |
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1/28/07 Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone |
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1/27/07 I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn |
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1/26/07 I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me |
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1/25/07 I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail |
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1/24/07 Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart |
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1/23/07 I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love |
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1/22/07 I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love |
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1/21/07 Won't Someone Dig Hank Williams Up and Make Him Play Some More? |
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1/20/07 I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night |
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1/19/07 If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In |
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1/18/07 I Only Miss You On The Days That End In "Y" |
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1/15/07 If You’re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me! |
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1/14/07 If You Can't Be Good, Be Bad With Me |
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1/13/07 I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You |
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1/12/07 Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? |
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1/11/07 If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl |
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1/10/07 I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You |
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1/9/07 If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low |
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1/8/07 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win |
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1/7/07 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
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1/6/07 If The Jukebox Took Teardrops |
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1/5/07 Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger When You Go Out At Night? (Should I Take It to the Jeweler So It Don't Fit So Tight?) |
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1/4/07 If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure |
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1/2/07 Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In |
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1/1/07 If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train |
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12/31/06 Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox When I Die |
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12/30/06 An Old Flame Can't Hold A Candle To You |
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12/29/06 I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line |
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12/28/06 You Can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face From Breaking Out |
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12/27/06 I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life |
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12/26/06 Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) |
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12/25/06 I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for me) |
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12/24/06 I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home |
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12/23/06 Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2" |
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12/22/06 He's Got A Way With Women ... And He's Just Got Away With Mine |
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12/21/06 Bubba's Inconvenience Store |
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12/20/06 Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride |
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12/19/06 How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out From Under Him? |
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12/18/06 I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing |
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12/17/06 If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine |
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12/16/06 I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drink |
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12/15/06 If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All On You |
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12/14/06 If I'd a Knowed that You'd a Wanted to of Went with Me, I'd a Seed that You'd a Got to Get to Go |
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12/13/06 If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now |
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12/12/06 I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me) |
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12/11/06 Who Put the Outhouse In The House Last Night? |
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12/10/06 I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer |
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12/9/06 Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love) |
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12/8/06 I Kissed Her On the Lips, and Left Her Behind for You |
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12/7/06 I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming |
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12/6/06 I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight |
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12/5/06 If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me |
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12/4/06 She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer |
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12/3/06 Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms |
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12/2/06 Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer |
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12/1/06 There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You |
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11/30/06 My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart |
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11/29/06 I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade |
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11/28/06 We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find 'Em In The Dark |
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11/27/06 She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas |
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11/26/06 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus |
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11/25/06 How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight? |
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11/24/06 She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft |
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11/23/06 I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey |
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11/22/06 Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer |
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11/21/06 Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You |
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11/20/06 You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off |
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11/19/06 Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone |
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11/18/06 You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven |
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11/17/06 You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too |
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11/16/06 I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me |
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11/15/06 All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down |
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11/14/06 How Can I Tell You 'Don't Leave Me Baby' (When You Look So Good Walking Away?) |
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11/13/06 I Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except Mine |
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11/12/06 Nobody Wants to Play Rhythm Guitar Behind Jesus |
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11/11/06 You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin' |
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11/10/06 I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart |
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11/9/06 I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! |
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11/8/06 How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? |
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11/7/06 I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling |
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11/6/06 I Went Out On A Limb and Fell Off the Family Tree |
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11/5/06 They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore |
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11/4/06 I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse |
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11/3/06 Bubba Shot The Jukebox |
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11/2/06 Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed |
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11/1/06 I Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart |
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10/31/06 If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead? |
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10/30/06 I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me |
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10/29/06 Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You |
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10/28/06 Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) |
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10/27/06 Get Off The Stove, Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range |
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10/26/06 Blame It On Your Lyin', Cheatin', Cold, Deadbeatin', Two-timin', Double-dealin', Mean, Mistreatin', Lovin' Heart |
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10/25/06 If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo! |
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10/24/06 Hold On To Your Men Cause She's Single Again |
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10/23/06 How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me? |
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10/22/06 I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral |
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10/21/06 Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat |
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10/20/06 You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life |
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10/19/06 I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home |
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10/18/06 Goin' Through The Big 'D' (An' I Don't Mean Dallas) |
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10/17/06 How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me? |
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10/16/06 You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life |
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10/15/06 Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? |
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10/14/06 Don't Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes at Me |
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10/13/06 Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance |
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10/12/06 Did I Shave my Legs for This? |
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10/11/06 I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger |
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10/10/06 I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You |
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10/9/06 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You |
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10/8/06 Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life) |
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10/7/06 If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen |
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10/6/06 I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me |
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10/5/06 I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better |
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10/4/06 He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him |
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10/3/06 Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer) |
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10/2/06 Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears |
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10/1/06 Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus? |
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9/30/06 At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump |
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9/29/06 Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye |
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9/28/06 All I Want From You (Is Away) |
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9/27/06 You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart |
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